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“It’s been there two weeks.
Just sitting there.
In the middle of the pavement…”

Matthew is painfully average.
He lives in a featureless room in a high-rise flat. He has a job he doesn’t understand, neighbours he can hear through paper-thin walls and a little brother awaiting execution for murder.
But none of that matters to Matthew. He's too busy panicking over a table that has appeared on the street outside. No one will touch it. No one will take it away.
And he just can't understand why it's there.

I Need You To Be Quiet Now is an ambitious one-man show exploring obsession and the conversations we try to avoid.